Fandom Radio, Tuesday, April 14th
Apr. 14th, 2026 02:16 pm*chittering*
Okay, actually, I have just been informed that this pile of notes are actually all the receipts for all the alcohol the squirrels have drunk for the past year. Wait. Y'all can claim that as a business expense? How does that work? How does any of this work? You're squirrels, why are you paying taxes?
You know, here I am, asking questions I know I don't want to know the answers to. So let's just go to this pile of...this page of notes.
In School, Squirrel! brainstormed an exam for class, Beginning Gourmet Cooking Techniques covered the five mother sauces--
*snickering*
--I'm not even going to ask what pervy thing y'all have decided that means, thank you. And in Tasks, people had to knock over a hundred cans with five--
*more snickering*
--throws. In five throws.
*chorus of disappointed groans*
Serves all of you right. Skipping over Dorms, we have a bit of activity in Town, with Mayor Faden doing paperwork and ordering radios at the Town Hall, and Professor James at the Clinic learned that the crab had gone surfing.
And that's all I got, so I'm out before the squirrels give me another reason to want to punt one of them into the wall. This is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off, and leaving you with another great bop, esmerelda's I'm Not A Princess I'm A God. Bye, Fandom!